When there's a line outside Beacon Hill Pub
I cannot cope.
When Dunkin' Donuts is closed
When a significantly older gentleman hits on you and your friends at the MFA's First Friday
When you hear that the MBTA is raising subway fares
When Sweet Caroline plays during the eighth inning at Fenway
When you move apartments on September 1st
When the Celtics and the Sox are both winning on the same night
When you cross the finish line of the Boston Marathon
Like a boss.
When you find a parking space in Harvard Square
When someone cuts in front of you at Mike's Pastry
You want to rumble?